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The first liar don’t stand a chance. Even a blind pig finds an acorn now and then. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. Horses sweat, men perspire, and women get dewey... I’m as dewey as a horse. He’s a G__ D___ Jewel! She rides her own beef. You’ll be sorrreee! | ************** | |
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Husbands are a sorry lot. "Son, don't ever get married. And tell that to your kids." "Why buy the cow, when milk is free?" "Here I taught you everything I know and you still don't know nothing!" Fill your mouth with food and not with words You each get a vote--and I get 8 (when 6 kids insist on democracy...) Promises, Promises! (In response to "I’ll never speak to you again!) Is that a threat, or a promise? (Likewise) New born child: "I’ve seen raisin puddings that looked better..." |
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Semper Fi, buddy. Son of a Sea Cook! You wouldn’t make a pimple on the ass of a good marine! | ************** |
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"The painter with the black brush has been here." (Sounds better in Italian) Used when food (notably toast) burns. "Chat a ma-tay" (phonetic). Paul says, “He always pronounced it like, and I always thought it was, Italian. While in Japan I heard it pronounced "Cho- ta-mo-tay;" a Japanese expression meaning sort of hold on, it's coming, don't get too excited - don't rush me (the context in which Dad used it)”. |
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"Golla pelosi:" literally, hairy throat; it itches, and must have stuff going down it all the time to releave the itch; ie, eats a lot. "Testa Dura:" hard head. “Gomba da Pasta” (phonetic); spaghetti legs. “Lengua Lunga”; long tongue; talkative. | ************** |
| Wild West |
Far Away |
& Legend |
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